Preschool Quotes

Student: Why you not in my classroom anymore? How come you don't teach us anymore?
Teacher:I'm with the smaller kids now. I'm staying in their classroom.
Student:I miss you!

Student: hehehehehhe
Student: I just farted *BIG SMILE*

Teacher: What song will we sing?
Student: fyhrfyter!

Teacher: What's my name?
Student: Teether O-see

Student: *playing with 2 dinosaurs* BANG!BANG!WARNING!WARNING!BANG!BANG!WARNING!WARNING!
Teacher: Ay, do your dinosaurs have guns? We don't use guns in the classroom!
Student: This is Bang (holds up one dinosaur) and Warning (holds up other dinosaur)!!!