Student: Why you not in my classroom anymore? How come you don't teach us anymore? Teacher:I'm with the smaller kids now. I'm staying in their classroom. Student:I miss you!
Student: hehehehehhe Student: I just farted *BIG SMILE*
Teacher: What song will we sing? Student: fyhrfyter!
Teacher: What's my name? Student: Teether O-see
Student: *playing with 2 dinosaurs* BANG!BANG!WARNING!WARNING!BANG!BANG!WARNING!WARNING! Teacher: Ay, do your dinosaurs have guns? We don't use guns in the classroom! Student: This is Bang (holds up one dinosaur) and Warning (holds up other dinosaur)!!!